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Posts archive for: August, 2006
  • Sally is getting bored!!

    Well hello!
    so sorry for being absent and ignoring you guys but I kinda had a couple more days off work....got drunk (again x 5)......fell over....bla bla bla you know how it goes....
    *sighs* Anyway.....please help me with sally, If she doesn't get taken out by you guys soon she may get so sick of waiting she might quit! and none of us want that!
    here's that pic again that you need to PRINT off and take with you where ever you go.......and then take a picture of you holding sally and send it to my email.....embo1@vodafone.net

    Easy as that! simple....bob's your uncle....sorted.

    sally 1

  • Gone slightly off topic recently........

    ..............So huge apologies to Sally......I have really taken the lime light from her.....

    so I am thinking I need to treat her over the weekend....do you know what I could do for her 

    something cheap....something not too far away  from norwich...

    Only coz I am pretty skint at the mo!!!

    so let me know what I can do.......

  • Not a sally topic but......Food is trying to Kill me!!!!

    It is official......a cake bar has been arrested for attempted Murder....ON ME!

    Here is the story so far..
    I am at work. Feeling peckish.
    I go to the vending machine.. I choose a healthy cereal bar with apricot topping...
    I go back to my desk, take a bite, then think to myself 'oh I wonder what the grams of fat are in this healthy bar?'
    It was at that point I notice something was wrong 8|
    The best before date was the 22/07/06.
    THE DATE TODAY IS 09/08/06. Nearly a whole three weeks past the best before........
    I am taking senior management here to court....they are the ones that employ people to rotate the goods in these machines.....they must have had some sort of conspiracy or something.....We all know here that they are trying to reduce head count..but attempted murder???? going a bit far dont you think??
    Anyway here is the evidence....look closely...it does indeed say 22/07/06.

    Booked my five years with a shrink to now get over the night terrors I am suffering because of this....after all, 'where there's blame, there's a claim'!!!!
    DANGER FOOD

    some people think here I have over re-acted. But to that I scream at them 'YOU EAT THE >:XX THING'

  • Sally's Back!!!!!!!!

    Good afternoon fellow bloggers!!!!
    Sally had such a lazy week off, all she done was kitten sit for mummy cat a couple of times......the rest of the week she slept.. like she doesn't get enough of that on top of my computer!
    I went out on the piss last night and let me just say.....alcohol is BAD kids!!! it gives you a sore head and dodgy belly!
    You will swear to never drink again afterwards of course......but the temptation comes back after approximately 48 hours rest!
    I need to tell you about last nigth tho....was one of the funniest nights ever..... oh to be a fly on the wall (or maybe fly on the pint glass)

    I went to the pub I worked at for the karaoke with my best mate....karaoke didn't work....so got pissed. The end.

    no SERIOUSLY tho....i woke up this morning to find all my clothes I was wearing scattered around the living room , and also 2 coffee cups spilt over and a broken ash tray....I have a funny feeling that I may have just laid on the floor wallowing in spilt coffee and ash giggling to myself while best friend is probably trying to rescue the damage. Also I decided on the way home that I was sober enough to give best friend a piggy back, promising on our friendship that I wouldn't drop her........instead i fell over with her on top of me! Yeh....we sat (laid) there for a while giggling, thinking how extremely funny it was, while the neighbours are thinking it's really not funny at all at stupid o'clock in the morning.......things keep coming back to me and I am sitting at work trying to concentrate, when every now and then I will have a huge giggle fit because I will remember something from the night before..........
    I have actually had to stop writing this post about 10 billion times because I keep laughing at myself...
    anyways enough of my drunken antics.......here's the pics of sally kitten sitting....
    kitty and sallykitty and sally 2

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